The Mexcellent Life


1. I literally just met you, don’t touch my hair

2. Can you talk about ANYTHING else other than your baby and motherhood

3. Baby-daddy looks like Drake’s white twin and you’re basic as fuck



if you knew me in 7th grade I’m sorry

(via nervous-stomach)

What If They Gave a War and Nobody Paid?

(via flourish-thrive)

(via canisfamiliaris)

My wife and I engage in war tax resistance by simply deducting 50 percent of the taxes we owe and depositing it in the People’s Life Fund. The fund keeps the money in case the IRS seizes our bank account or paycheck and will return it to us so we have the funds to replenish what the IRS has taken. Interest on the money in the People’s Life Fund is contributed to peace and justice organizations and programs addressing the needs of people in our communities. That way, as long as the IRS leaves us alone, the funds we refuse to pay go to the places we would like to see it go. The IRS may add penalties and interest on what we owe, but for me that is a small price to pay for refusing to voluntarily pay for wars and the American empire. Someday, we hope to see a special fund set up by the government itself for those who cannot in good conscience allow their money to be used for war, such as the one that the National Campaign for a Peace Tax Fund has outlined. In the meantime, there are more resources about tax resistance available through the National War Tax Resistance Coordinating Committee.

Freddy Krueger wants Beyoncé (x)

(Source: glam-alien, via suicideblonde)


Elephants can smell water up to 3 miles away. They are also one of the three mammals that undergo menopause – the other two being humpback whales and human females.